If you need a statement from me, going forward be fucking careful about compelling me. Ask first.

Your ex messed me up bad, and I don’t want to say anything that’ll hurt either one of you.

I hope your current boyfriend is nicer.

-J

P.S.: Helga’s not scamming you for clover anymore, she’s really that hungry. We got a foal coming, you’re second off the ranch to know.